1 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:09,879 Look, I wish I could help you, but that money was seized 2 00:00:09,966 --> 00:00:11,402 as part of an investigation 3 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:15,015 into the illegal poker game at your residence. 4 00:00:15,145 --> 00:00:18,148 - So you can just keep it? - It's called civil forfeiture. 5 00:00:18,322 --> 00:00:20,368 And there's no way we can get it back? 6 00:00:20,455 --> 00:00:23,588 I mean, there's a slim chance, but it's a lengthy process. 7 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:26,287 Hey, Chief, where do you want this new espresso machine? 8 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:28,550 - Oh, the break room's fine. - Ooh. 9 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:31,205 Is that a Piaggi? I tried to get one of those for the restaurant. 10 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:33,903 - Those things are, like, ten grand. - Oh, uh, 11 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,557 - we got a good deal. - Sorry to interrupt, Chief, 12 00:00:35,687 --> 00:00:37,472 but for the Humvee, do we want to go 13 00:00:37,646 --> 00:00:39,300 with the upgraded Napa leather with the contrast stitching? 14 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:41,041 That doesn't come with 15 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:42,564 - the premium package? - It's separate. 16 00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:45,088 Sure. Why not? 17 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:47,699 Well, that all sounds pretty expensive. 18 00:00:47,786 --> 00:00:51,181 Ma'am, you can't put a price on public safety. 19 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:53,183 We're never getting our money back, are we? 20 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:55,185 No, you are not. But... 21 00:00:55,316 --> 00:00:57,709 I can offer you a cappuccino. 22 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,105 - Okay. - Can I get light foam? 23 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:08,633 So, yeah, 24 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:11,245 we are facing some financial difficulties, and 25 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,812 we just thought that it was important to come clean to you. 26 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:16,598 Mm. "Come clean" is a bit strong. 27 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:18,426 The man still doesn't know 28 00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:21,472 that the root of your money woes is ghost-related tax evasion. 29 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:23,561 - The details are not important. - Hmm. - We knew we had to 30 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:25,955 share it with you, 'cause you're not just our business partner, 31 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:27,565 I mean, you're our friend. 32 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:30,699 Are you even listening, Mark? 33 00:01:30,829 --> 00:01:32,353 Hmm? Oh, yeah, that all sounds great. 34 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,660 We just told you we're in serious financial trouble. 35 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:37,140 You're right. I'm so sorry. 36 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:38,968 Uh, they just came out with a new update 37 00:01:39,055 --> 00:01:40,229 for this Fruit Smashgame. 38 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:41,971 It's very addictive. 39 00:01:42,058 --> 00:01:43,929 They added raspberries, which seems like not a big deal, 40 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,975 but they give you triple smash points. 41 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,194 Look, I appreciate you guys being honest with me. 42 00:01:47,324 --> 00:01:49,065 And I'm here for anything you need, 43 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:50,848 - short of lending you any money. - Ooh. 44 00:01:51,023 --> 00:01:53,417 - Smart man, Mark. - We'll figure something out. 45 00:01:53,503 --> 00:01:56,638 Thank you for letting us bend your ear, Mark. 46 00:01:56,812 --> 00:01:58,335 - Mark! - Sorry. 47 00:01:58,466 --> 00:02:00,685 I'm just one cantaloupe away from a fruit salad. 48 00:02:00,859 --> 00:02:03,079 - That's actually a very big achievement. - I'll catch 49 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:04,428 you guys later. I'm gonna go check out that thing 50 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:05,821 with the walk-in at the restaurant. 51 00:02:05,908 --> 00:02:07,823 - Thanks, Mark. - What... 52 00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:09,259 Now what is the plan? 53 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:11,087 Are you gonna have to sell the house? 54 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:12,436 And, if so, have you considered selling it to Kyle? 55 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:13,785 Ooh! That would be 56 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:15,135 - amazing. - Love Kyle. 57 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:17,267 Nobody turns a magazine page better. 58 00:02:17,353 --> 00:02:19,356 - But, obviously, we'd miss you dearly. - Of course 59 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:21,271 we don't want to sell, but we are running out of options. 60 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:22,794 Sam and Jay. 61 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:25,319 Hi. Mayor Tad. 62 00:02:25,449 --> 00:02:27,321 We met last year at that fundraiser you hosted. 63 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:29,366 I only feel the need to remind you because you were 64 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:31,847 "baked out of your minds." Your words. 65 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:33,543 Hello, sir. 66 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:35,981 Love a two-handed handshake. Makes you feel special. 67 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:38,853 Not as special as a six-handed massage. 68 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:40,203 Have I ever told you guys 69 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:43,250 about Jordan Belfort's bachelor party? 70 00:02:43,337 --> 00:02:45,252 To what do we owe the pleasure, Mr. Mayor? 71 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:47,341 Well, I know you're in a bit of a financial pickle. 72 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:50,039 I heard about your visit to city hall today. 73 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:52,954 And I think I might have a solution. 74 00:02:53,085 --> 00:02:55,000 - We're listening. - I would like 75 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:57,916 to personally invest in your business. 76 00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:59,048 The hotel, the restaurant. 77 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,832 I want to be part of the solution. 78 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:03,008 You would? But why? 79 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:04,967 Well, obviously, I have a special connection 80 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:06,664 with Woodstone. 81 00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:08,449 Because your prom date was chainsawed here. Go on. 82 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:09,928 And you guys aren't just 83 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:11,800 constituents. You're job creators. 84 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:13,497 I mean, if you were forced to sell, 85 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:15,499 there's no guarantee this property wouldn't 86 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:17,719 just become some rich person's third house. 87 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:19,721 I don't know if you can technically call them rich 88 00:03:19,895 --> 00:03:21,070 if they only have three houses, but okay. 89 00:03:21,244 --> 00:03:23,507 Well, it's definitely interesting. 90 00:03:23,681 --> 00:03:25,640 Well, I'll tell you what. Let's have lunch, 91 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:28,991 talk about it, see if this is a good fit. 92 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:32,081 Thank you, Mr. Mayor. 93 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:34,388 Mm. now, Jay's 94 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:36,477 - double-handing it. - This is too many hands. 95 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:39,305 Thank you all 96 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:40,785 for gathering. 97 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:42,309 The day has finally arrived. 98 00:03:42,439 --> 00:03:44,702 Ghost representative election day. 99 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:48,315 And now let's hear closing statements from our candidates. 100 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:51,883 First up, somehow representing the basement ghosts, 101 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:53,624 Isaac Higgintoot. 102 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:55,496 Thank you, Sasappis. 103 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,368 My fellow Ghostmericans, 104 00:03:58,454 --> 00:04:00,805 it has been a long and eventful campaign. 105 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:02,938 And I have heard your problems, 106 00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:05,549 and I have formulated solutions. 107 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:09,379 Remember, a vote for Isaac is a vote 108 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:11,686 for a movie-theater style popcorn machine 109 00:04:11,816 --> 00:04:14,428 in the main lobby. 110 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:16,690 - Oh, yes! - And this is not 111 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:18,432 a false promise. 112 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:21,130 I have actually secured Samantha's agreement on this. 113 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,568 The aromatic scent of freshly popped corn 114 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:26,222 will waft 115 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:29,573 through these halls, you have my word. 116 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:31,358 - Yeah! - Whoo! 117 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:34,448 And now, representing the upstairs ghosts, 118 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:36,798 Flower Montero. 119 00:04:36,972 --> 00:04:39,714 I'm nervous. I told her she should walk through Gabe 120 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,977 to get smart before her speech, but she refused. 121 00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:43,761 Wanted to do it on her own. 122 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:45,981 Thank you, fellow ghosts. 123 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:48,679 I just have one question for all of you. 124 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:51,247 What is this for? 125 00:04:52,248 --> 00:04:54,772 It's your closing statement for the election, Flower. 126 00:04:54,859 --> 00:04:57,471 Right. The election. 127 00:04:57,601 --> 00:05:00,952 We got to run that son of a bitch Nixon out of office, man. 128 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:02,693 By attending music festivals, 129 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:05,696 taking acid and sucking nitrous out of balloons. 130 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:07,611 Who's with me? 131 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:11,311 Yeah! 132 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:13,574 We want the movie theater popcorn thing. 133 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:15,010 Popcorn thing! 134 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:18,448 Popcorn thing! Popcorn thing! 135 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:20,624 - Our girl's in trouble. - Popcorn thing! Pop... 136 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:22,670 I got to say, 137 00:05:22,757 --> 00:05:26,064 the B and B is charming as hell, this restaurant is incredible, 138 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:27,936 and neither of you currently seems 139 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:30,199 the least bit stoned. 140 00:05:30,286 --> 00:05:31,635 Ah. The lowest of bars, cleared. 141 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,332 You love to see it. 142 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:35,117 So, long story short... I don't know... 143 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:36,466 I'm feeling pretty good about this. 144 00:05:36,597 --> 00:05:38,294 We certainly need the money. 145 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:40,862 But cards on the table... we're a little worried 146 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:43,908 about selling a majority stake in Woodstone. Right, Sam? 147 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:47,433 - Sam? - Oh. Sorry. 148 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:49,566 I downloaded the stupid game. I can't put it down. 149 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:52,308 I can help you get past that Monster Melon. Let's talk later. 150 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:55,703 - Now, where were we? - Look, I completely get it. 151 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:58,358 Woodstone isn't just a business. It's your home. 152 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:00,751 Which you are going to lose unless you close this deal. 153 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:02,623 I don't know what there even is to talk about. 154 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,799 But it's you guys I'm investing in. 155 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:06,540 I don't have time to be hands-on. 156 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,803 I like what you're doing. I want you to keep doing it. 157 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:10,631 So you're saying you want to give us money 158 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:12,154 to save the business so we can keep running it, 159 00:06:12,284 --> 00:06:13,503 and nothing's gonna change? 160 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:15,505 She's one of the great summarizers of her era. 161 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:17,464 Yes. And, you know, 162 00:06:17,638 --> 00:06:19,683 if a few headlines pop up here and there 163 00:06:19,814 --> 00:06:21,598 about how Mayor Tad saved a local business 164 00:06:21,729 --> 00:06:24,514 in an election year, well, you know, so be it. 165 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:27,299 So, what do you say? 166 00:06:28,213 --> 00:06:30,302 Uh... we're in. 167 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:31,913 Woodstone is saved! 168 00:06:32,087 --> 00:06:33,480 And it still doesn't mean you can't ask Kyle to move in. 169 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:35,786 Hey, Jay, bad news on the walk-in. Looks like 170 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:37,527 you might need a new control board. 171 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:40,704 Oh. Hello, Tad. 172 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:41,966 Mark. 173 00:06:42,097 --> 00:06:44,055 You two know each other? 174 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:47,102 Am I crazy or do 175 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:48,495 Mark and Tad have some sort of score to settle? 176 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,105 Mark did some work 177 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:51,541 - on my kitchen. - Great. 178 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:52,890 He's our business partner. 179 00:06:53,064 --> 00:06:54,283 He's the best. 180 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,677 Tad's interested in purchasing a part 181 00:06:56,807 --> 00:06:58,156 of our share of the business. 182 00:06:58,287 --> 00:07:00,376 I was interested. 183 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:03,466 Unfortunately, if Mark's involved, I'm out. 184 00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:07,427 What did Mark do to this man's kitchen? 185 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:09,429 I ain't leaving. I want to find out. 186 00:07:14,738 --> 00:07:16,523 I'm sorry. Are you saying you're not gonna invest 187 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:18,481 in the business because Mark is involved? 188 00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:20,614 That's right. Going into business with someone 189 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:22,224 is all about trust, and Mark 190 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:24,705 is not to be trusted. 191 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:26,620 You said you wanted bullnose countertops. 192 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:27,882 I would never. 193 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:30,362 Everything about me says sharp edges. 194 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:32,669 Guys, this doesn't need to be a big deal. 195 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:34,802 - Misunderstandings happen. - Yeah. 196 00:07:34,932 --> 00:07:36,499 It wasn't a misunderstanding. I couldn't have been clearer. 197 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:38,719 Yeah, I agree. 198 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:40,111 When we discussed this, standing in your kitchen, 199 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:43,114 you clearly stated you wanted bullnose. 200 00:07:45,159 --> 00:07:46,509 That is not what I said. 201 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,293 Two alphas going at it. I'm loving it. 202 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:50,426 Yup. She loves alphas. 203 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:53,342 Look, I like you guys, I like your business, 204 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:56,737 I like the optics of me saving the day. 205 00:07:56,911 --> 00:07:58,303 But it's either him or me. 206 00:07:58,390 --> 00:07:59,696 Let me know what you decide. 207 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:03,221 Screw that guy. 208 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:06,573 Trust me, you're better off without him. 209 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,836 Oy vey. That deal fell apart faster 210 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:12,361 than when I took the Hobby Lobby guys to Scores for lap dances. 211 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,755 What are we supposed to do? We're deep in debt. 212 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:16,757 We need this Tad deal to go through, babe. 213 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:18,193 You got to solve the Tad-Mark beef. 214 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:20,195 Get those two to kiss and make up. 215 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:21,718 Alberta says we need to get Tad and Mark to resolve their issue. 216 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:24,155 How? It's a he said-he said. 217 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:26,810 No one who wasn't standing in that kitchen with them 218 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:29,509 knows the truth about how it really went down. 219 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:31,380 Then why don't we see if anyone else was in that kitchen? 220 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,034 You've got ghosts. 221 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:34,775 Specifically, one who can leave the property. 222 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:37,995 Okay, Jay, what if we sent Pete over to Tad's house 223 00:08:38,126 --> 00:08:40,476 to see if there were any ghosts who witnessed the conversation 224 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,130 that Mark and Tad are arguing about? 225 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:44,698 Maybe there's a ghost who heard something helpful. 226 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:46,395 Interesting. It's worth a shot. 227 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,440 And if it doesn't work out, 228 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:50,007 are debtors' prisons still a thing? 229 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:52,619 They may be satisfied with just the husband. 230 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:54,577 That's some good news. 231 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:56,753 I cast my vote for... 232 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,451 - Isaac. - Thank you. 233 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:01,366 Another mark in the Higgintoot column. 234 00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:03,804 This is turning into a bit of a landslide. 235 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:05,588 Don't be down, Flower. 236 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:08,939 There is still time to turn this ship around. 237 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,768 Is boat analogy 'cause, Viking. 238 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:13,727 You're the best, Thor. 239 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:15,772 I would like to vote in the ghost representative election. 240 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:18,688 Though I prefer theocracy over democracy. 241 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:21,473 Hi, Patience. It's been a minute. 242 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:24,564 Haven't seen you since the whole Christmas canoodle with Trevor. 243 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,696 A lapse we shall not speak of again. 244 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:29,481 He proved to be a man of low morals, 245 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:32,833 his thick thighs and sublime buttocks notwithstanding. 246 00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:35,139 Which leads me to the only question that matters. 247 00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:36,880 For whom did Trevor vote? 248 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:38,795 He voted for Isaac. 249 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:41,276 Ah. Then I shall cast my vote for Flower. 250 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:44,192 - Oh, right on. - No matter. 251 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:45,759 My lead is still comfortable. 252 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,412 Not so fast. 253 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:49,327 The bunker ghosts cast their votes for Flower. 254 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:50,764 Oh, hey, guys. 255 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:53,941 What? My former brethren. 256 00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:56,944 Did our four hours in the cult together mean nothing? 257 00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:58,772 Oh, sorry, Isaac, 258 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:01,775 but Flower freed us from Bruce's evil clutches. 259 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:04,516 And by my count, that is... 260 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,127 seven more votes for Flower. 261 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:08,912 And we're tied, folks. 262 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,479 No, no. 263 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,481 Isaac, it's kind of a bummer 264 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,091 for either of us to have to lose. 265 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:17,268 What if we just did the ghost representative thing together? 266 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:19,444 A power-sharing arrangement? 267 00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:21,795 Never. I have an idea. 268 00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:25,973 So, you guys all still just 269 00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:27,714 staying in bunker? 270 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,367 Yeah. Just seemed like the easiest thing. 271 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:30,673 Plus, the cots are super nice 272 00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:32,936 now that the coroner removed all our corpses. 273 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:34,808 Yeah, it's a total refresh. 274 00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,244 - Hmm. - Oh. 275 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,028 Well, 276 00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:41,075 turns out a ghost at the mayor's house did witness 277 00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:43,338 the infamous bullnose counter discussion in question. 278 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,079 Really? 279 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:47,690 Pete says a ghost at Tad's place did witness the conversation. 280 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:50,475 And the verdict is... 281 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,086 Tad was telling the truth. 282 00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:54,741 - Mark is lying? - Seriously? 283 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,612 Not lying. Mistaken. 284 00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:58,527 Uh, apparently, the original agreement had been 285 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,268 to install the bullnose countertops. 286 00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:02,009 Mark had sold the mayor on the idea 287 00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,488 that they were a "classic aesthetic 288 00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,360 that would stand the test of time." 289 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,449 Same reason I installed an aquarium wall in my condo. 290 00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,059 But importantly, 291 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,800 this conversation happened two years ago, 292 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:14,108 coinciding exactly with the last major update 293 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,892 to the game Fruit Smash. 294 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,373 Okay. 295 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:20,462 So, it turns out the mayor was clear 296 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:22,290 about wanting the straight-edge countertops 297 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:23,813 but Mark wasn't listening 298 00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:25,597 because he was busy playing Fruit Smash. 299 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:28,513 Hey, so good news about the walk-in. 300 00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,080 The control board's actually still under warranty, 301 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,691 so looks like you saved a few bucks. 302 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,823 Hey, Mark, the whole thing 303 00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:35,172 that happened with the mayor's kitchen... 304 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,957 when was that, exactly? 305 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,611 Hmm, it's got to be... couple years ago, now. 306 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,439 Couple years ago. Wasn't that right around the time 307 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,224 of a new Fruit Smashupdate? 308 00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,269 Why are you asking? 309 00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:48,403 Oh, he's thinking maybe this'll jog Mark's memory. That's smart. 310 00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,535 Well, it's just, um, 311 00:11:50,665 --> 00:11:52,624 couldn't it be possible 312 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:55,410 that the mayor was clear about the countertops, 313 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,368 and you weren't listening 314 00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,631 because you were smashing fruit? 315 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,938 I see what's going on here. 316 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:04,114 Look, if you want to side with the rich guy 317 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,551 so you can get your precious money, go for it. 318 00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,771 No, Mark. It's not like that. 319 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,686 I'm your friend and your partner. 320 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,296 If you should believe anybody, 321 00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,645 it's me, 'cause I'm in the right here. 322 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,822 Of course you are. 323 00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:17,519 But what if you're not? 324 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,218 You know what? Forget you guys. 325 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:24,482 You want to get into bed with Tad? Go for it. 326 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:25,745 But make sure he buys my share, too, 327 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,224 'cause I don't want to be in business 328 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:28,486 with people who don't even trust me. 329 00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:29,879 Mark, wait. 330 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,754 How do you get past Commander Cantaloupe? 331 00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,238 Great. My best friend hates me 332 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:42,413 and thinks I don't trust him. 333 00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:43,980 Whoa, best friend? 334 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:46,156 He means best visible friend, baby. He's upset. 335 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,942 Yes, this is unfortunate 336 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,334 on a personal level. 337 00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:51,988 But at the end of the day, with Mark 338 00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,468 hating you and wanting to be bought out, 339 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,818 the path is cleared for a deal with Tad. 340 00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:57,428 Hetty's saying that with Mark walking, 341 00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,779 it does kind of solve our problem with Tad. 342 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,345 I don't want to solve our problem this way. 343 00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:03,130 There wouldn't be a restaurant if it wasn't for Mark. 344 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,262 I know. It doesn't feel good. 345 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:07,177 - Again, it was Hetty. - Mm. 346 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,744 - This is a stressful situation. - Yeah, 347 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,267 these kids could both benefit 348 00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,139 from a little six-handed massage action. 349 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,532 I know these chicks from the Belfort bach. 350 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,186 They're probably in their 60s now, 351 00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:18,058 but if you close your eyes, their hands are 25. 352 00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:20,147 You know what? Mark doesn't think 353 00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,279 that we trust him, but I know a way 354 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,238 that we can prove to him that we do. 355 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,848 Come with me, Sam. 356 00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,983 Six-handed massage. 357 00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,549 You are classless. 358 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,856 My aquarium wall would disagree. 359 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:36,946 Okay, well, 360 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,687 with all the votes recorded, 361 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,821 it's looking like this is an unprecedented tie. 362 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,997 Unless there's 363 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,346 anybody who hasn't voted yet. 364 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,131 In fact, there is someone 365 00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,611 who hasn't voted yet. 366 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,570 Bruce, the time has arrived. 367 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:55,008 Oh, my God. 368 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,661 Howdy, everyone. 369 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:57,575 Oh, boy. 370 00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,055 Where he come from? 371 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:00,840 We summoned him from the dirt. 372 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,363 We played Cream over a loudspeaker 373 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,669 until he came through the basement wall. 374 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,236 Sorry, Flower. 375 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:09,109 Really want to smell that movie-theater butter. 376 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,241 Um, okay, so, uh, 377 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:13,548 probably a formality, but Bruce, 378 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,985 who do you vote for? 379 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:19,336 Who do I vote for? Hmm. 380 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,773 That is a very interesting question. 381 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,733 I spent the last month 382 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,562 wandering around in a dark exile, 383 00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,346 foisted upon me 384 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,654 by this traitorous woman I now stand before. 385 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,612 Not looking good for Flower. 386 00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:37,006 I had a lot of time to think in the dirt. 387 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:40,836 Think about ways to plot revenge. 388 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,578 - Ah. - But then a funny thing happened. 389 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:46,233 Between the bouts of pure panic, 390 00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:49,062 there was a clarity that settled in. 391 00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:51,064 And I realized 392 00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:52,979 I was grateful to Flower. 393 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,546 - I'm sorry. What? - Oh, 394 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:58,723 - this is taking a turn. - For, by exposing me 395 00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,029 as a fraud, 396 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,640 she freed me from my web of lies. 397 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,425 It is for that reason 398 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:07,254 that I cast my deciding vote... 399 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,734 for Sister Flower. 400 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,171 Oh, come on. 401 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:13,173 Then it's official. Flower is the winner. 402 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,479 We have a new Ghost Representative. 403 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,568 - Yay! - Yeah, Flower. Yeah! - 404 00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,093 Hey, Mark, wait. 405 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,703 There's nothing left to talk about, Jay. 406 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,226 You have every reason to be mad at us. 407 00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,185 We accused you of something that we couldn't prove. 408 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,838 But here's the thing. We don't just think you were wrong. 409 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,753 We know you were wrong. 410 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,842 - I'm sorry, is this an apology? - The reason that 411 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,453 we know what happened in that mayor's kitchen... 412 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,631 is a ghost told us. 413 00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:37,937 What? 414 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,634 Sam can see ghosts. 415 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,505 And we have a ghost on our property 416 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:42,985 who can travel to other properties. 417 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,074 It's a very rare and cool ghost power. 418 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,555 Anyway, our ghost talked to a ghost at Tad's house, 419 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,078 and that's how we know what happened. 420 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,950 - This is insane. - This is us 421 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,734 showing you how much we trust you. 422 00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:55,128 By letting you in on our most closely-guarded secret. 423 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,173 Sam, ask the ghosts to do that thing where 424 00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:58,653 they prove their existence. You're gonna love this. 425 00:15:58,740 --> 00:15:59,871 Uh, sweetie, there aren't 426 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,786 - any ghosts out here. - Seriously? 427 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,701 They're always around except when you need 'em. 428 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:06,313 I'm gonna go. Don't call me. 429 00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:07,836 Mark, hold on! 430 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,273 Just come back in the house. We'll find a ghost 431 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,449 and then, we'll straighten this all out. 432 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:13,929 Please. 433 00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:17,237 Mark, you are my best visible friend. 434 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:20,153 I promise you, I wouldn't make this up. 435 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,112 Prove it. 436 00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,375 You know what, I think they're in the barn. 437 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:26,550 Follow me. 438 00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:29,162 Yep, here are the ghosts. 439 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,815 They're gathered for the ghost election. 440 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,382 Right. The ghost election. 441 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:35,429 Samantha, I have suffered an ignominious defeat, 442 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:38,345 but I would like to request that you still go forward 443 00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,434 with installing the movie-theater popcorn machine 444 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:43,828 in the lobby, because the people deserve it. 445 00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,613 - Aw. - Oh, hey. 446 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,093 What are you talking about? 447 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,530 What movie-theater popcorn machine? 448 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,184 I asked you earlier. 449 00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,794 We had a whole conversation. 450 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:55,797 Was I playing a game on my phone? 451 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:56,928 - Perhaps. - Yeah, I don't 452 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,713 remember agreeing to any of that. 453 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,367 And it sounds insane 454 00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:01,803 and expensive, so, sorry. 455 00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:04,545 Oh. A colonial ghost wants a popcorn machine. 456 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,155 Welcome to my life. 457 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,852 Guys, listen up. 458 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,941 We told Mark that Sam can talk to ghosts, and we 459 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,726 need your help proving it, so, uh, check his pockets, 460 00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,554 see how many fingers he's got behind his back. 461 00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,772 You know, the classics. 462 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:18,472 We happy to help. Want Thor do light thing? 463 00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:21,561 Yes, great. The Viking ghost is gonna make the lights blink. 464 00:17:21,648 --> 00:17:23,607 - Ah. - Yeah. 465 00:17:24,868 --> 00:17:26,609 Wait one second, Thor. 466 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,396 I hate to do this, 467 00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,441 but I do have a fiduciary responsibility 468 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,052 to my constituents. 469 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:34,705 We'll prove your abilities to Mark, 470 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,620 but we need your word that you will procure 471 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,014 that popcorn machine for the lobby. 472 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,146 Damn, Flower. Did you walk through Gabe? 473 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,974 No. I'm just momentarily lucid. 474 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,194 So, what's supposed to happen here? 475 00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,631 Uh, Flower, are you extorting us? 476 00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:49,111 Oh, yeah. Big time. 477 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,070 My God. 478 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,246 - She's good at this. - Okay. 479 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,943 Fine. You can have the popcorn machine. 480 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,685 Yeah! 481 00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,687 Thorfinn, do your thing. 482 00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,210 Ah. 483 00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:06,911 And that's just an amuse-bouche. 484 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:09,088 There's more. 485 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,656 On the one hand, I can't believe it. 486 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,268 But on the other hand, it explains so much. 487 00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,400 I mean, no offense, Sam, but 488 00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:19,663 your behavior has been deeply weird for years. 489 00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:21,883 A lot of that behavior has nothing to do with ghosts. 490 00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:24,320 We probably should have told you a lot sooner. 491 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,279 We've told very few people. 492 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,150 Oh. My office said you wanted to speak. 493 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:29,847 No. What is he doing here? 494 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,285 Did I not make myself clear? If he's in, I'm out. 495 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,591 I asked Sam and Jay to get in touch with you. 496 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,506 There's something I want to say. 497 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,247 Please just hear him out, Tad. 498 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:41,685 After replaying things in my mind a little bit, 499 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:45,036 I think, uh, maybe I got it wrong. 500 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,343 - Really? - I know I got it wrong. 501 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:51,260 So, I'm sorry. And as a gesture of my remorse, 502 00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:54,220 I'm willing to redo the countertops, free of charge. 503 00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,485 Actually, the bullnose kind of grew on me. 504 00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:01,314 - Seriously? - You were right, man. It's timeless. 505 00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:02,663 It was just the principle of the thing. 506 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,491 Your apology... 507 00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:05,622 that's good enough for me. 508 00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,798 So we have a deal? 509 00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,191 We have a deal. 510 00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,760 Woodstone is saved! 511 00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,153 I know I screamed that earlier, 512 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,154 but this time, I think it's gonna stick. 513 00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,683 Oh. Hey, man. 514 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,946 Madame Representative. 515 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,601 Isaac, we're friends. 516 00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:29,342 You can call me Jennifer. 517 00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,126 Wait, that doesn't sound right. 518 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,215 Did you come here to gloat, Flower? 519 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,174 Is this the type of reception I have to look forward to 520 00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:36,740 over the next four years? 521 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:40,309 No, I actually came to ask you for help. 522 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,616 It's just, ghost rep seems like such a big job. 523 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:45,749 And I don't really have a lot of experience with politics. 524 00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:48,883 I mean, I was orgy co-chair of my cult, 525 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,972 but that was mostly just picking the music. 526 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,714 What I'm saying is... 527 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:57,500 I think I might need a vice ghost rep. 528 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,416 Really? 529 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,070 It's just, I don't really have the time. 530 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,028 I could use help carrying the load. 531 00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,944 You know, public appearances, glad-handing. 532 00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,511 All the boring stuff 533 00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:10,992 where people are really just kissing your butt. 534 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,212 I mean... 535 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,517 I mean, I suppose, if it would help you, 536 00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,519 I could... 537 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,695 take some of that butt-kiss receiving off of your plate. 538 00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:22,046 Mm. I really appreciate this, Isaac. 539 00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,134 You're welcome, Flower. 540 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,528 And if you must know, 541 00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:26,834 I actually think 542 00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,618 you're not going to be terrible at this. 543 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:29,793 With my help, of course. 544 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,665 Not terrible at what? 545 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:34,015 At being ghost representative. 546 00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:35,538 Is it hard? 547 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,410 Oh, I was orgy co-chair of my cult, 548 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,977 but that was mostly just picking the music. 549 00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:41,718 - Cool. - Mm.